10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."