10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls