10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson