10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "All-in, bitches!!!"