10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water