10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Fold and live to fold again
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe