10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com