10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen