10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.