10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery