10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'