10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright