10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common.  Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The only way to win is to play.  Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat.  The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."