10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson