10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.