10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.