10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from