10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson