10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."