10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph