10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is for loners.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.