10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.