10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth