10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.