10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.