10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.