10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com