10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs