10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Fold and live to fold again
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You have to piss with the dick you have