10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.