10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "No river, no fish."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.