10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "All-in, bitches!!!"