10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.