10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.