10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from