10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers