10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson