10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "No river, no fish."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --