10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack