10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from