10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Why not, when some because there are three.