10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.