10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters