10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.