10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die