10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe