10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"