10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "No river, no fish."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester