10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"