10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.